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As the swinging olympics cum to a close, we have to understand an important statistic:

Olympian Sex? Athletes To Use 100,000 Condoms

One of the Olympic stats most talked about around Vancouver this weekend wasn't medals or scores, per se, but condoms. One hundred thousand condoms are being given out in the Athletes' Village, which adds up to 14.6 condoms for each of the 6,850 athletes and officials expected to attend the Olympics and Paralympics. And apparently, that's what happens when you get the hottest, healthiest young people together for two weeks.

Officials have handed out free condoms to athletes since the 1992 Summer Games in Barcelona. In the next Summer Games in Sydney, the initial supply of 70,000 ran out, and organizers had to order 20,000 more. Then in Athens, officials brought in a whopping 130,000. And most recently, in Beijing, organizers brought in 100,000, all with the motto "faster, higher, stronger," then auctioned off the leftover 5,000.

So the magic number seems to be about 100,000: for winter or summer. Assuming that most condoms are used between two people, the number presupposes 29 encounters in two weeks. That's two a day, and rivals Wilt Chamberlain's rate (who claimed he slept with over 20,000 women over his life, and bragged about sleeping with 23 women in 10 days).

Athlete friends of mine say that one reason for the condom binge is that many competitors abstain from sex for up to six weeks before the Olympics, supposedly to build maximum testosterone levels and get a competitive advantage. So after their event, more than one champagne cork pops, so to speak.

That's compounded by the fact that many athletes of this level have committed themselves primarily to sport, so don't have partners or kids. And therefore are, um, able to hook up after their events (and body parts) are wrapped up...

But it's more than that, according to Jennifer Matthews, who authored the Whistler Guys' Study, as part of her graduate work in health promotion studies at the University of Alberta. She followed the sexual encounters of 15 guys aged 19-31 in Whistler, and said certain factors create a nexus for "hook ups."

There can be a kind of bubble created when young people are in a culture of fitness with its focus on physicality, are away from home and their normal environment, know few people and therefore are constantly in meeting and socializing mode, and are in a celebratory or party atmosphere. That's all compounded when there is alcohol involved (and who knows what goes on behind the walls of the Athletes Villages?).

The bubble feeling creates a sense that the "normal rules don't apply," which can affect the frequency of sexual encounters and the use of protection. In a bubble, can be a sense of "living only for the moment."

But because of the likelihood factors, she said there's a strong likelihood that there's a lot of activity. She also said it likely varies by sub-culture: that certain sports have different language, behavioral, and even sexual norms...

As we watch the closing ceremonies of the 2010 Winter Olympics, let us also pay homage to a few of the eye candy olympians who have lent themselves to a few swimsuit shots and skimpy underwear here and there.

Imagine how the hookups took place during that two weeks of sexual mayhem known as the 2010 Winter Olympics... There is a reason that there are so many "spectators" at the Olympics. Many hot women are waiting at the sidelines for the male athletes who have finished their competitions; they can smell the testosterone in the air, so they come from different countries especially for this event.

Are there enough of those male athletes to go around for all those horny women?

No. We know for sure that there are many more spectators than there are athletes. You see those sexy women from the Olympics? If they don't have boyfriends already, they will after the Olympics. There's no guarantee that they are swingers, but women who know how sexy they are can also be very sexual.

As for the male athletes, it is guaranteed they want to conquer as much pussy as possible, but they only have enough time for two encounters a day.

How can all the horny women at the Olympics be satisfied?

At only two encounters a day per male athlete, all the horny women with their senses being flooded by testosterone cannot be satisfied. There are not enough male athletes to go around, even after the closing ceremonies and other swinging parties. Even after they get their hands on any guy who might please them for a moment, they will still be hungry when they come back to their regular lives.

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