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Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

Las Vegas, Nevada (CNN) -- To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.

Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.

"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada...

Roxxxy's body is made from hypoallergenic silicone -- the kind of stuff in prosthetic limbs -- molded over a rigid skeleton. She cannot move on her own but can be contorted into almost any natural position. To create her shape, a female model spent a week posing for a series of molds.

The robot runs on a self-contained battery that lasts about three hours on one charge, Hines says. Customers can recharge Roxxxy with an electrical cord that plugs into her back.

A motor in her chest pumps heated air through a tube that winds through the robot's body, which Hines says keeps her warm to the touch. Roxxxy also has sensors in her hands and genital areas -- yes, she is anatomically correct -- that will trigger vocal responses from her when touched. She even shudders to simulate orgasm.

When someone speaks to Roxxxy, her computer converts the words to text and then uses pattern-recognition software to match them against a database containing hundreds of appropriate responses. The robot then answers aloud -- her prerecorded "voice" is supplied by an unnamed radio host -- through a loudspeaker hidden under her wig.

"Everything you say to her is processed. It's very near real time, almost without delay," Hines said of the dynamics of human-Roxxxy conversation. "To make it as realistic as possible, she has different dialogue at different times. She talks in her sleep. She even snores." (The snoring feature can be turned off, he says...)

The article neglected to mention that you can "alter" or "upgrade" Roxxy's personality with a regular subscription to her personality upgrade service. You can plug this plastic bitch into the web because she's a computer.

Can I stop for a moment and ask you - Do you really want to make a major investment in a sextoy carciture of Linda Purl for the same price you could make a major down payment on a house where you can live with a real woman? (Does Linda Purl even know that Hines is basing Roxxy on her image? Actually, part of the facial structure belongs to Chrissy Hynde. The beady, deep-set eyes probably belong to Hine's wife.)

Let me try to reason with you because I recently discovered that there are 1000s of preorders and even more inquires about this sexbot. Is this not a sad statement about the social aptitude of nearly 30,000 men interested in Roxy? Will a $7000 investment in a sexbot lead to a long lasting, happy relationship with a real human? Or an artificial intelligence that barely resembles a human?

Curious? You say they're simply curious? Isn't it more worthwhile to be curious about real women - at a much lower price to boot?

When you see real women who only want sex, you don't have to put down $7000 then pay extras for personality upgrades. Here are just a few services where the women are interested in nothing but sex. The only price you pay is a low monthly sex club subscription fee plus dinner or wine for an unlimited variety of real live beautiful women - not a $7000 plastic effigy of Linda Purl:

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You like a variety - right? You only came here for sex. No attachements - unlike Roxxy who has to be attached to the web - and who knows what she recorded of what you said and to whom she's reporting it - she is an AI afterall. If you notice, the article doesn't say that Roxxy remains faithful to you. The article mentions nothing of protecting your personal privacy - and, unlike a human testimonial, her AI memory is admissible as evidence of whatever you're doing.

Yeah, are you thinking twice yet? Unlike Roxxxy, human swingers enjoy their anonymity, so they report to noone and have no personal information on you locked into their memories - because swinging is a no strings attached lifestyle.

From my perspective, besides Mr. Hines' company, at least one other major organization is going to know about your major investment in Roxxxy: Your Credit Card Company. And we all know how credit card companies are about privacy their policies.

When you make considerably smaller, unnoticeable monthly investments in a swing club, you get an unlimited variety of orgasms with an unlimited variety of hot, juicy women and no red flags raised at your credit card company. Isn't that so much better?

You don't have to wash her off either after sex - unless that's part of your enjoyment.

If you are a social misfit

And you still crave a variety of women, there is a more discreet investment you can make. You can try Real Touch; this is also a sexbot of sorts. Real Touch is programmed to embrace your manhood like a pornstar.

The Real Touch robot is about the size of a regulation football and it mimics the movements of pornstars in POV videos.

Let me ask you - do you actually want a relationship with your sextoy wherein it responds to whatever "conversation" you're having with it, or do you simply want relief from sexual tension. Do you want to dress your sextoy up in a negligee and put it in different positions or do you just want to cumjob from your favorite pornstar who "takes care of you?"

If you want relief from sexual tension with a variety of beautiful pornstars who take care of you, then you want Real Touch. Your mind is the most sensitive sexual organ. You wish you were part of those POV videos with hot women. Your Wish has been granted.

To top it off, it's easy to wash and store and there's no artificial intelligence recording your behaviors; Real Touch only knows what the pornstars are doing. Have Fun.

But, hopefully, you prefer real women: