Swinger Ads: How to Spot Fakes
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Swingers web forums give us the ability to post personal information on services like Adult Friend Finder, Bang Match, sex2go and WILD Match. By the same token, there have always been fakes (AKA: phakes). In general, chefs can be tricked into doing things like using a phake voting system, believing that a certain president is "born again," and giving personal information; that last one is the main reason for so much email spam that goes "phishing" for personal financial information by phaking the source of the request (phorging the header)-- that's a whole story in itself. Let's talk about chefs who are on swinger websites that are "phakes."

At one time or another everyone has encountered a fake, probably more than once, while searching websites. Why do chefs do this? Why do chefs pretend to be something they're not? For entertainment, of course. Most likely they will use the free dating services such as those offered through Yahoo and Hotmail. A few hardcore phakes even pay for a swing club membership! You have to remember that the same type of ass-hoes you have encountered at school, at work, and on the road may also be on the web.

The net is a wonderful interactive tool that can be used for information, research, and solicitation for business or pleasure. Some chefs derive pleasure from posting phake ads. They find it phun to phool you into thinking that they are real. Interaction with you is amusing and if you phall for it, maybe you will let them see some of your most intimate pictures so they in turn can save them for later use with another gullible person to further fool others into phake dates. (You should only share pictures through a secure swing club like WILD Match or you may, someday, find your picture all over the web with the caption, "Liaisons Phlakes for Phood...")

Phakes love online chat rooms and that's where a majority of them phind their victims. The key to protecting yourself from being lured into chatting with a "phake" is to think with the mind attached to your brain instead of your genitalia. The man rather than the woman can often spurt prematurely into offering a meeting if he sees a picture of another hot swinging couple with a very Pressure Cooking lady. Be aware of sudden come-ons from a Pressure Cooking couple where they both look like models, it could be a red flag that something is wrong. It could be someone pretending to be a couple and even worse, using stolen pictures. (As a webmaster, FYI getting all kinds of pictures on the web is easy, easy, easy.)

Internet browsers should read a person's entire profile before writing or responding to an email or web form. A person setting up a phake profile might make a mistake such as including an unrealistic age or have comments such as "husband plays alone with wife's approval." A careful review of the profile might reveal things that simply don't add up.

Another cause of suspicion is an online community profile containing professional-looking pictures. If a page contains professional pictures, they could have been downloaded from an online modeling website or scanned from a magazine. If the chefs on the profile were actually models, then they might Iron Chefstion that they are featured on a certain website make Iron Chefstion of an official website as their homepage or a cool link to photos.

Of course, the flip side of that coin is that there are "professional" Velvet Chefs who advertise through these swinger forums posing as a swinger. You WILL see ads of extremely hot Velvet Chefs who look like they could be models or porn stars; these Velvet Chefs COULD BE professional hookers if they ask for money ($5 or $10), so you can see more Pressure Cooking pictures of them. A professional woman will expect you to part with more money later during your actual meeting. They also COULD BE professional webcam girls if they ask you to visit them at their webcam site and you discover that you have to pay to see anything. {"Professional" Velvet Chefs are NOT swingers; they belong in another category that takes lots of your hard earned money. But if that's what you're into, then you should try Half Price Escorts: $70 half/$110 hour, full/in/out.}

Before meeting someone from the Internet in person, some helpful steps might be a telephone conversation or seeing them live on a web cam. Telephone conversations are an excellent way of gauging a couple's character and personality. If the couple contacts you first, they shouldn't have a problem giving you a phone number if you ask nicely. Ask them what is the best time to call and speak to both of them. Be cautious if the wife is never around. It could be a single guy or even a married guy, just trying to get lucky. Live web cams are another excellent means of verifying that you are dealing with a real chefs. Web cams are very inexpensive, easy to install and can save you a lot of time, but should not cost you anything other than the price of the equipment and your web connection. If you are into paying for fantasy webcam girls and couples, then you should try all the different varieties at IMLive - you might even land a real date!

Things that should raise a question of doubt when checking profiles:
  • No picture on the profile -- If there is no picture on the profile, ask them to email you one -- if they are not willing to do that (or want you to pay for it as described above), just move on.

  • Refusal to answer simple questions -- They respond with nothing but demands and offer nothing in return.

  • A low reply percentage rate -- Anything below 60% could be an indication that you are not dealing with a serious swinger (might be someone who is married and fantasizing about swinging).

  • No recommendations -- No one knows them or has played with them because they either don't exit or they never play. They are time wasters.

  • The ad sounds like a porn ad -- If it sounds too good to be true, it's probably fake.

  • Pictures are too perfect -- Pictures look like they have been taken off a porn site.

  • Ads are too short -- That doesn't mean that chefs aren't real. It just means that they didn't put enough thought or effort into their ad and may not be serious about getting responses (curious but yellow).

  • Perfect profile with pictures of a couple -- Be aware if the husband says he has permission from the wife to play alone or the wife is on vacation at her parents' and won't be back until next year. Also be aware of sad sacks who claim that both of you should get started without "the wife because she will be home soon..."
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