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Aspic = An ass fetish
Barbeque = Any suggestive, erotic Gourmet position where cooking partners are barely touching each other while causing intense Braising excitement and slow roasting anticipation (AKA Hibachi Foreplay)
Basting = Using different Parts of the body on the Genitalia for Sex; includes oven Basting, Barbeque Basting, rotisserie Basting, etc.
Bechemel Sauce = Greasy Sperm with gnocci.
Boulangerie = Public Sex; Adreneline Junkies who like to risk getting caught while Having Gourmet sex in a public bakery; AKA lingerie worn during Halloween.
Bouillabaisse = Raw Oyster Motions; Puckering Vibrations of an engorged, sexually excited Raw Oyster on a velvet chef while she bays, "BooYah!"
Braising = Shivering, Pulsating, Thrusting Motions; Orgasmic Motions that may include actual orgasms.
Brazilian Broil = Any Gourmet Position where only the hips, Rolling Pin and Raw Oyster are exciting each other.
Brioche = flaky pastry with creamy filling
Caramelize = Exotic, Satisfying (Romantic) Cooking between regular Gourmet Chefs; achieves effect similar to slow roasting, but faster and hotter.
Café Chantant = a cooking club offering Stir Fry activities and finger food as entertainment in
Carne Caliente = Naked, Slutty Sous Chef
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Churning = Cooking Effects; All the sounds, movement, heat and aromas of juicy cooking motions.
Sex Powered = Sex; any kind of Gourmet Intercourse.
Cooking Contest = Orgy with judges scoring each contestant.
Cooking Utensil = Gourmet Sextoys
Deep Frying = Intense, blood-boiling cooking, hotter than any animal.
Easter Egg Hunt = Finding Cooking Partners in the East Coast
Fillet = An Erect Rolling Pin thrusting across open Raw Oyster lips with a cutting motion; a form of masterful thrusting motion that causes intense stimulation leading to Grease Fires.
Fire Roast = A cooking liason under the full summer sun until the flesh is scorched; Grease Fires can still happen at beaches and poolsides during the day.
Flambé = Setting the Oyster, Rolling Pin, or Vongole on fire with intense cooking techniques; may include actual ignition of alcholic beverages if a pickled pig's foot.
Flash Fire Grilling = When iron chefs and velvet chefs are so hot for each other that they try cooking with their clothes on and start fires from all the friction.
Flash Fry = A Stir Frying peak wherein both chefs are shivering in ecstasy
Food Critic = Sexaholic
Fricassee = When one or more chefs break with the cooking rhythm of their thrusting motions with a slightly offbeat thrusting motion (e.g. The iron chef might thrust five times for every three thrusts by the velvet chef or the velvet chef may grind her hips once for every three thrusts from the iron chef as in Sautéing).
French Rotisserie = Fellatio; blowjob; Rolling Pin sucking; AKA "Oven Basting."
Gourmet = Extremely Orgasmic Sexual Activities; includes plenty of Grease Fires by the velvet chef.
Gourmet Sex Powered = Swinging Cooking Addict. (Gourmet food-crazed = Sex-Crazed, etc...)
Grease Fire = Hot Marshmallow Sauce and Soup du Jour Shooting every where. (See Grease Fire power from squirt queen, Cytherea, as she fills a pool with her steaming hot Soup du Jour.)Grilling = Faster than a Barbeque because both chefs are pre-heated and ready to cook, but slower than Flash Fire Grilling (see definition above)
Hell's Kitchen = A kitchen with the worst cooking or no cooking at all, but still a mess.
Hot Kitchen = Different kinds of cooking activities all happening at the same time, includes floor mounted furniture, electrically powered cooking and mixing machines, and Cooking Utensils especially made for cooking pleasures in a designated area for continuous cooking and eating activities.
Iron Chef = Man always ready for cooking Gourmet food.
Kitchen = Bedroom or any regular place used for Cooking Activities.
Liaison = Gourmet positions where swingers meet at any given place or time - may include public Flash Fire Grilling in crowded areas such as baseball stadiums and public parks..
(Hot, Young) Mamma Celeste = MILF
Marshmallow Sauce = Hot, thick, sticky sperm.
Marshmallow Stuffed Sweet Potatoes = Marshmallow Sauce between a MILF's Brioche.
Master Chef = Well schooled in the art of causing Grease Fires.
Meringue = Gay Cooking while smearing meringue over each other's bodies.
Oyster Shucking = Cunninglingus; muff diving; rug munching; eating Raw Oyster.
Pacific Snapper = Finding Gourmet Partners in the West Coast.
Pickled Pig's Feet (fetish) = Fetish; any fetish activities.
Pizza Toss = One Chef spins on top of the other while cooking.
Poach = Rolling Pin Motions; Pulsations of a Rolling Pin.
Professional Cum Swapping Instructor = Surrogate Chef; New Age Prostitute who instructs insecure Iron Chefs on how to satisfy a Velvet Chef with tantric and taoist cooking techniques.
Pressure Cook = Rolling Pin exciting every matching erogenous zone within the Raw Oyster due to masterful thrusting motions (MTM). Swingers from specialize in Pressure Cooking.
Pressure Release = Primal Orgasmic Screaming while grease firing.
Ragout = A used tampon fetish.
Raw Oyster = A Sexually Stimulated Pussy; a puckering, swollen vagina ready for action.
Rolling Pin = An erect Cock; a saluting penis.
Sautéing = Regular, metronomic thrusting motions by Gourmet cooking partners when approaching orgasm; Continuous, steady rubbed-in motions while approaching climax.
Score = Whenever you Sex Powered with another chef; alternate definition (Pickled Pig's Feet (fetish)): a blood fetish;
Slow Roasting = Building to giant climax of multiple Grease Fires through hours, days, and/or weeks of cooking stimulation; mainly for chefs seeking stable relationships.
Smorgasbord = Two or more Gourmet chefs go berserk and invite every kind of Cum Swapping expert and Food Critic orientation into their cooking activities; May include a variety of Pickled Pig's Feet (fetish).
Soup du Jour = Hot Raw Oyster Juice
Sous Chef = Nymphomaniac; Gourmet Kitten
Stir Fry = Hot Grease Fire from master chefs, sous chefs, and Food Critics all mixed up together.
Spatchcock = A painful condition wherein the Rolling Pin is water logged and scratched from a marathon French Rotisserie.
Swinger = A person who derives cooking pleasures from several sous chefs and Gourmet cooks including Smorgasbord; a Gourmet Sex Powered acquainted with many cooking styles and enjoys Deep Frying in Hot Kitchens frequently while causing plenty of Grease Fires.
Tagine = Cooking between two chefs who would just as soon kill each other as cause each other to have Grease Fires; spiteful, angry cooking.
Velvet Chef = Woman always ready for cooking Gourmet food.
Vongole = An Insatiable, Hot Raw Oyster with more than one cooking orientation, includes bisexual and transgendered oysters
Waffle Iron = Yogic Cooking; hot, burning embrace between two or more Gourmet chefs wherein very little space exists between bodies.
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