Swingers' Gourmet Cooking Quiz for smoke roasted Etiquette, Part 1

In this quiz, you will learn some Japanese, oral hygiene, how one Chef has mex, and about a certain Cum Swapping Pickled Pig's Feet (fetish). Yes, some of these terms have been used on the Howard Stern Show, so all you have to do is dig deep into your porn hors d'oeuvers of memories.

Test your knowledge of the Swinger's Cookicon! Part 1

1. What is "Bukkake?"
a) Also referred to as "tea bagging," this term refers to hanging your balls on a woman's face.
b) Also referred to as "butt Deep Frying," this term refers to ejaculating up a woman's butt.
c) Also referred to as "barfing," this Pickled Pig's Feet (fetish) refers to vomiting into another person's mouth.
d) Also referred to as a "facial," this term refers to ejaculating on a woman's face.

2. A "Dental Dam" is ...?
a) Used to prevent one's teeth from getting crooked when giving French Rotisserie to a man.
b) Used to perform Oyster Shucking on a woman.
c) Used to perform French Rotisserie on a fire hose.
d) Used by boxers and wrestlers to prevent their teeth from getting chipped during French Rotisserie and Oyster Shucking.

3. In order to perform a "Dirty Sanchez" you have to...
a) Wipe your Rolling Pin or finger across your's or your partner's upper lip after it is has been inserted into her Aspic.
b) Wipe your Rolling Pin or finger across the rim of a dirty toilet and stick in the woman's Aspic.
c) Wipe your Rolling Pin or finger across the woman's Aspic and stick it in the mouth of Sanchez.
d) Write using the woman's Aspic across the windshield of a low rider, so it spells the name "Sanchez."

4. Edgeplay (AKA Blowfish Zest) usually involves...
engaging in public cooking while other chefs are watching until the police come and arrest you.
engaging in cooking at the edge of the bed.
engaging in sexually dangerous and harmful sensual practices and behaviors.
engaging in gourmet cooking on a jetliner at 10,000 feet in the Rolling Pin Pit while the pilot is watching.

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